All My Friends Are Dead →
This is really funny… and sad. Its 10 pages of goodness. Read it read it do it do it.
There are jokes making fun of every kind of person...
I need to have these on hand. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Its a very obscure number, youve probably never heard of it. Come on now. Ive heard that one a bagillion and a half times. Lets get our creative juice flowing! :D
Hailey and Brenda's Blood Drive Adventure
BLOOD DRIVE. Its my first time.. giving blood. Except I didnt, I just took the button. Played Hacky Sack with a free prize from the college transfer student fair. We are really bad at it. Hung up posters with Isabel. BLOOOD. om nom nom. Brenda’s Pokemon Balloon. Which she then sucked all the helium out of. Took pictures of us. In a bathroom. I like Brenda’s hair. Took...
Cutest Kid Ever.
Emily: What's your spirit animal caleb?
Caleb: I don't know
Emily: Don't say that
Caleb: I think I know.. I think it's a Capricorn
Scibble away and waste you time. Its pretty cool. →
Why am I always so hungry and awake in the middle...
Oh yeah. Im 16.
I need to make like an egg and get crackin on my...
Wow. That was bad. You should all unfollow me right now because I have nothing special to say except bad puns.
BARTing to SAN FRANSISCO! :D I made a cootie catcher out of gum wrapper. Is anyone surprised? Giant Forever 21. <3 <3 <3 They were playing light-weight dubstep and remixes. Look picutes on escelators and on/near elevators. Sat down and talked. I modeled a backpack for Brenda. Then headed out to F21 where I embraced my inner hipster. BARTed back. With Brenda. Went to...
bliu-deactivated20110212 asked: I love you.
This is my first night in Castro Valley in 18...
I have been gone for a long time. But it didn’t feel that long. I didn’t get homesick. Emily’s house has become a second home to me. Her futon even became comfortable. It feels wierd to be back. To have to sit in the living room because everyone else is asleep and I share a bedroom. Have some re-adjusting to do.
When Emily and Cody got together. Awkward but still sweet. :) First official day as a third wheel. Sam was getting formspring help so I drew a picture. I plan on living in between their houses. I just need a shed, Internet connection, and waffles. First time I drew Slater as a pot head. Probably one of my favorite characters to draw because it is easy and funny. Giving Emily and Cody a...
Just watched Spice World. You're jealous.
Used to love the Spice Girls, even though I only knew I think two songs. My grandma had the dolls at her house and I would play with them. My favorite was Baby Spice. ^__^
Train Adventure - Chemult to Oakland
Yesterday I took the train home to California. The closest train station to Bend is in Chemult. I had been warned about this being a hick town, but didn’t know how much it really was. First of all, the train station was basically a wooded ramp that led up to a wooden platform. It had a dirt parking lot and that was it. The website said to come an hour early if you had to check luggage. We...
Leaving Bend in less than an hour.
Mostly packed. Really fun last night. Kept getting sad yesterday and today. I swear. Im gonna cry. Im will really miss Emily and everyone else so much. Its been fun.
mintsahoy: Anti-Porcupine Swirlygigs. Everyone needs some of these, or else they are in grave danger. The Dog of Flanders!?!?! Oh my god I dreamed about this! Yes. That was so funny. I cant believe we didnt notice it before. Its magic.
Minty Memoirs: What started out as tramp camp... →
What started out as tramp camp turned into a sleepover at my house. We began the night by watching Sailor Moon. Super cool stuff happened like Tuxedo Mask dressed up as Santa, and Serena was like, “You selfish bitch, you’ve obviously never been loved.” Also, classic Kai believing in the Moon… REBLOG BECAUSE I AM LAZY But yes, super fun night. Sailor Moon win. Brought back memories. I...
Looking up fixies. Again. Republic bikes. Making my own beautiful bike. $399. Thats a lot, but I could handle it. I just wont eat. http://www.republicbike.com/build.asp?product_category_id=1&product_id=1 ^^^ Bike I like. Play around with the colors.
SAPPY EMOTION TITLE ABOUT HOW MUCH IM GONNA MISS...
Im gonna miss these kids. Sorry Castro Valley but I havnt missed you. I feel like this is my chance to get out of CV. Gonna try to go to school here, at least for a semester. Chill day. Hung out with the same people I always do. Drove around in the trunk of Emily’s car because that is my favorite spot to sit. Emily fell asleep in the park and started talking. Lots of lulz. Cody was squid...
samsamwin: Oh hey. Thats me. :D I like these.
Whoever has been posting the most recent questions...
Still dont grasp the concept of people liking me, but Im laughing. Here is my formspring… http://www.formspring.me/HaileyJorgensen
Read about my day.
Woke up. Went to Cody’s house with Emily. Read “My Life is Bro”. Its disgusting, but at the same time beautiful. Went to the Mural class. We pitched the idea. It was obvious they pretty much had no idea what they were talking about. They kinda annoyed me. “It needs diversity” It is Bend Oregon. There is no diversity. “All the people look too young”...
LOLOLOL. My Life is Bro. So win. →
Nothing says love like killing people.
Emily and Cody are playing XBox Call of Duty together and killing people while talking together. And of course, Davis is the comentary.