There is little I hate more than a lecture from...
Never fails to piss me off.
The moment when terrible pictures of you are...
-audreyrose: boo-thang: spooninloverstea: puckerupkissmybutt: right?! omg. THIS. -___- This just happened:
The good thing is I'm not allergic to cats.
I just have another cold. This is ridiculous. 3 times already this season.
What if I'm allergic to cats?
WHAT IF IM ALLERGIC TO CATS. My nose is stuffy and my throat is kinda itchy and I was petting a cat. I love cats.
I'm getting a job
Going to apply to 475869034817 places and hope one of them hires me.
I can't stop eating
I don’t know if this is a problem or not.
Pulled off a B in Physics.
Curved finals was an 86. That means around 62%ish non curved. WOOOO. Now I am sorting a couple hundred shirts out of the goodness of my heart.
Wow. Its all coming back to me. I actually had quite a few weird dreams. Peri, you were a jerk in my dream. I had just gotten my license and my mom bought me a car. I went to this one thing but I can’t remember what. Then Peri and this other guy were going home in my car. I forgot I could drive so Peri opened the back door for me and I got in. Then then I was all “wait… This...
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Last night I was writing on my calandar and then a spider sprang out from behind it. And I was all “AHHHHH. AHHHHHH. DEVIL SPAWN. YOU DIE NOW. AHHHHHH.” I really said those things. Then I got a tissue and squished that mother.
Wanna know why I made a Tumblr?
bliu: jgongg: Brenda told me to make one. And I thought it would be fun, so I did. :) […] Fun fact: When I did use Myspace and utilized the blogging option, I wrote some poems about Brenda. lol. At the time I had a crush on her. LOL. And now I’m gay and we’re like brother and sister. LULZ. L O FUCKIN’ L. I remember, omg. You faggot. /)__(\ POEMS. /sdgkslgj;sd I made a tumblr because...
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I...
samsamwin: lol i hate this. I love this.
I hate when girls think that being dumb is cute.
SaWHOREa SnHOE and HOley WHOREgensen
Hailey's tips to not look bad
1. No labels are better then knock-offs Getting a purse that you like for the style and usefulness is better than getting a tiny knock off filled with look-alike letters and cheap looking material. 2. Stay away from neons They are obnoxious. 3. Keep it simple Stock up on solid essentials that you can easily match with other things. After you have enough of the basics, start to find patterns...
tylerjtakagi replied to your photo: My cat died. fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap My cat died 3 years ago. YOU ARE TOO LATE TO FAP TO MY DEAD CAT.
smileemily said: so you took a picture of it? MY CAT ISN’T DEAD IN THIS PICTURE. HE IS NAPPING. CATS DO THAT.
I drove on the freeway today...
It not that bad. My mom is a nervous driver around me. She kept waving her hands for me to move over because I was “hugging” one side. I went up to 75MPH on accident. I started to zone out. Safe thing to do on a freeway.
saharasno: No band has ever written a song for a girl named Sahara. I cant find any poems with it either. I wish I had a name that was somebody’s favorite word. There once was a girl name Sahara She likes to hit minorities with her Cara Wish she didn’t live so fara Her name is like the desert lolara But its funny because her last name is snowara I’ll send her frenchfries in a jara She is...
mintsahoy: Well, I didn’t do any homework all weekend. Cool. Finals next week. No homework. No studying.
and you, you and you, to back it up and dougie
Why is this song in my head. I don’t even know how to dougie. Swag fail.
Imma just gonna sit here eating my weltzels...
I tried to get a free pretzel but then I turned red and paid for it because I realized the free punch was already punched.
I think I'm allergic to social interaction.